verysharpteeth:

Aside from the wet black pants clinging lovingly to his ass, the thing that gets me the most is his expression as he walks away. The Winter Soldier has never saved a damn thing. He’s programed not to. He doesn’t even save Steve gently. But his expression in the end is of someone who is completely at a loss in his world now. He’s a killer with fragments of memories who just bucked his programming and saved a man on a whim of their conviction. And in the end he looks up at the sky with this “now what” expression. And he walks off. Because Bucky has to figure out who Bucky is. And Bucky doesn’t really want or need someone to do it for him. He KNEW Steve could have given him answers. But he’s spent so long with people giving him lies, it makes complete sense that he has to figure it out on his own.

Wet pants clingi-

oh

(Source: ghost-bucky, via shipperwolf1)

me: i'll shut everything down at 12 so I can get to sleep early
me: well, what's the big difference between 12 and 1?
me: eh, it's 1:12. I guess I can go until 2
me: it's 3:20 already? dammit, let me just finish this chapter quick
me: awwwww, evil cliffhanger! one more chapter!
me: did someone turn on a light or- nope, shit, that's the sun.

WHAT NOW STARK!

(Source: buckypls, via madelinelime)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via madelinelime)

twelveclara:

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA GRAB A HEAD WRITER AND SCREAM “MY FAV CHARACTER HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

(via stillcatchingup)

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

(via bartdontlie)

(Source: fwips, via wilwheaton)

Things I do:

1. Get on Tumblr

2. Scroll through my dash, looking for new things

3. Laugh, give up, search for TWS stuff

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via shipperwolf1)

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